Description
The Funk THCA Flower - 37.48% Indica (3.5g)
Sink into deep relaxation with The Funk, a heavy-hitting indica-dominant powerhouse curated for the experienced connoisseur. This ultra-high potency selection from High Hippy tests at a remarkable 37.48% THCA, making it one of the most formidable additions to our collection. Whether you are looking for a profound physical "couch-lock" or a peaceful end to a long day, The Funk delivers a masterclass in indica excellence.
Potency & Compliance
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THCA: 37.48%
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Classification: Indica
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Compliance: 100% Farm Bill Compliant (Hemp-derived; <0.3% Delta-9 THC)
Terpene Profile & Flavor True to its name, The Funk boasts a pungent and complex aromatic profile. Expect a heavy hit of Gas, Skunk, and Garlic on the inhale, rounded out by spicy black pepper and deep diesel undertones. These savory, "loud" notes are a hallmark of its premium lineage, signaling a terpene-rich experience that lingers on the palate.
Effects & Usage This is a true "creeper" strain that begins with a gentle wave of euphoria before settling into intense physical sedation.
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Deep Relaxation: Ideal for melting away tension and achieving total body calm.
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Evening Use: Highly recommended for nighttime routines or those struggling with a restless mind.
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Maximum Strength: Due to the 37.48% potency, we recommend a "low and slow" approach, even for seasoned users.
Fast Delivery & Nationwide Shipping Experience the best of Green Health Delivery with our flexible shipping and delivery options. We provide discreet, same-day delivery throughout Orlando, Florida, ensuring your premium hemp arrives fresh at your door. Not in the area? We offer fast, reliable nationwide shipping on our entire catalog of THCA flower.
